"H.I.V.E. (Higher Institute of Villainous Education) is a top secret school of applied villainy where children with a precocious talent for wrongdoing are sent to develop their talents into criminal mastermind. After all, 'villains have the best lines and wear the best costumes'.
Super-slick, all-action and very very funny, this is James Bond meets Artemis Fowl with a dastardly twist -- even the goodies are baddies!"